By Andrew Bain
Bahamians love weddings.
Please understand me: We really could care less about your “forever” love, your commitment to each another or any of that foolishness. No, y’all had 2-5 years to figure all that shit out. We sat with you through the tears, the lies, the cheating and the tire slashing.
We endured it all.
Hell, we’re taking bets AT the wedding as to just how long it will be before you get sick of each other and get divorced. Read more >>